1.) Once you've been tagged, Fill this out IN YOUR OWN WORDS and repost as, "My Autobiography"
2.) As stated before, use your own answers, not anyone else's.
3.) TAG some bitchez.
Chapter 1:
1. Where did you get your icon?
From one of my drawings...
2. What exactly are you wearing right now?
Long red pajama dress with white fish on it.
3. What is your current problem?
Hmmm... Problems? Likely many. But the real problem here is that I fail to recognize these problems as
problems.4. What makes you happy the most?
Friends.
5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
"Citizens of Tomorrow"
6. Any celeb you would marry?
No. Yet to find any one IRL, as a matter of fact.
7. Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Hmm.....
8. Ever sang in front of a large audience?
YES. IT WAS AWESOME.
9. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
no... why??
10. Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
dahhhh... I don't think so???
11. Do you speak any languages?
English. Spanish. And asshole.
12. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Yes.
13. Do you ever watch MTV?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NOT ANYMORE. IT'S GONE TO SHIT, A MASSIVE PULSATING SHIT TANK OF HORSE SHIT INFESTED WITH EVERY BAD FUCKING IDEA THAT CORPORATE ASSHOLES ARE WILLING TO SIT THEIR HARRY ASSES DOWN AND SHIT OUT.
YES.
14. What's something that really annoys you?
People who complain about shit just to prove that their life is more miserable than yours. And then they crack "your mom" jokes after you get back from your mother's funeral. Those ass holes. They annoy me. B[
Chapter 2
1. Middle name:
Elizabeth
2. Nickname(s):
I don't think I have any....
3. Current location:
bedroom. not telling you who's B]
4. Eye color:
Average brown. I like how jet black they get at night.
Chapter 3:
1. Do you get along with your parent(s)?
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTLELY!!!
2. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Divorced. Meh.
Chapter 3 - Favorites:
1. Ice Cream: Pinenut. Shit's fucking
goooood!!!
2. Season: Winter or Summer. Depends on my mood.
3. Shampoo/conditioner: What the fuck ever's available, but generally all the Bed Head products. Them's are good.
4. Favorite Thing to Do: Draw, sing, Hannafag with Hannafags, take long ass walks to nowhere, bike, shout, be loud in general, CAPS MY TEXT CAUSE IT'S COOL.
5. Favorite Object: My laptop. Even though it can be a RAGGING, HORMONAL BITCH SOMETIMES, it's fucking useful.
Chapter 4 -
1. Sing in the shower?
OF-FUCKING-COURSE!!!
2. Do you write on your hands?
No cause it's damn annoying to try and remove the word DICK from your hand when it's written in sharpie. Sharpie.
3. Call people back?
When I get the message, then always.
4. Believe in life after love?
Believe in life without it.
5. Believe in God?
Depends on the circumstances.
6. Any bad habits?
Bite my lips, nibble at the dead, drying skin at the edges of my cuticles, try and help others when they don't need it...
7. Any mental health issues?
No no really. Though sanity is totally a matter of perspective.
8. Word you've said:
Cunt-McShit-Muffin.
9. Movie you saw:
these last few days... so hard... to remember right now...
I tag:
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Ok, now that THAT'S done and over with, how bout we move on to the *IMPORTANT* issue, hmm??
Alright so school's in less than 48 hours and I really, REALLY ought to be in bed, er, sleeping right now but nah, who the fuck does
that anymore, right?? So! Since school's starting back up, I was thinking it's right around the time I set myself up a pay pall account and start taking commissions, yes?? But only if anyone is interested of course!!! So here's how I plan on having it go down:

There will be between 5 and 7 slots open per commission round.

If you are interested in commissioning me, comment on that specific journal (not this one) and I will get back to you through a note, where we can better discus and solidify your concept/commission.

There
will be a choice between half body and full body, and possibly even colored busts .

I've yet to figure prices, but I think somewhere in the range of 7-10 dollars max. Yes, there will be an additional charge if it's something particularly challenging or time consuming (though I don't think this will happen as I always
love a good challenge). And, yes, the colored busts will be more expensive but I'm not sure by how much (not that much more cause I also really enjoy faces).

These
will digital commissions, and If you want prints and such we can discus that when the time comes.
NO nudity and NO hardcore, graphic sex scenes or otherwise. I simply can't pull it off guys, seriously. Tried to draw too dudes kissing a while back and it just... didn't happen(lacks skill!!!). Cuddling and any other degrees of fluff and poor humor I will attempt though!!! ^^
So yes. Hopefully this shit actually gets going, right?? 8D
And to the dare

club:
You guys can fucking stone me to death cause this is getting fucking ridiculous. I mean srsly, WHAT THE FUCK ME??? I will have the page up tomorrow cause it's seriously been done for over fucking
two goddamn motherfucking months but for whatever fucked up reason my computer recognized the file as a virus and crashed this thing more times than I can fucking count with my finger and toes. I can't even.
CLUB, I AM SOOOOO SORRY IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING REALLY. I WANT TO TAKE A PICKAX TO MY HEAD FOR HOW LATE THIS IS AND HOW
NOT DONE IT IS!!! SO IF YOU WANT TO HATE ON ME, PLEASE, DO SO CAUSE THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS LATENESS!!!
Also, If anyone who is working on the comic over at the #
5x6 club commissions me, their shit will be free cause srsly, I'm just fucked up and wish that I could make it up to you in a more glorious way because you all are amazing and so incredibly patient with me you deserve sooo much more!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS FOREVER, I HOPE YOU REALIZE THIS!!! DX
So I think that's that for this journal. Have a nice night/early morning guys!!!

!!

I leave you with Connie and Worth dancing cause... I just couldn't get this idea out of my head the whole fucking day. 8D
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